Ane the charlatan

Once upon a time there was a young woman named Ane.

A strange name but odd she was indeed.

She was an environmental activist and wouldn't ever fly on an airplane or drive a car or take a bus or train since it was not sustainable.

She truly believed that one persons actions and the renunciation of such methods of transportation could absolutely have an impact.

Ane believed that she herself would be able to stop the climate from changing.

So all she did was cycle on her fancy bike.

However she had a medical condition that a highly accomplished doctor was able to diagnose on the first of June 2022.

It was called levi fatigatione cursus viverra, an universally rare condition only diagnosed two times before.

The utterly irritating symptom Ane had to live with was yawning every single time she stopped at a traffic light while biking to or from her work place.

Were lights red, she yawned and she couldn't stop herself from doing so.

Proper medication was not developed so she tried to plan her routes so that she wouldn't have to pass traffic lights.

Her journey to work prolonged with two hours and still there was one traffic light she was obliged to pass.

She felt overwhelmed and exhausted and one fine autumn day in the same year of 2022, she decided she would buy herself a car and drive to work so that she wouldn't have to deal with her symptoms anymore.

That day she stopped being an authentic environmental activist and lived happily ever after.